Last friday was such an exciting day. In the morning we tried to surprise Wenyan with a small cake and balloons the shape of birds. Claire tried pulling a subterfuge over Wenyan and failed miserably haha. BUT! Because Wenyan is Wenyan she didn't suspect a thing. Then at night after my 1500m and 4by4 races I joined Neenee and Dorcas and Grandpox for a movie and an amazingly late dinner. Grandpox and I started reminiscing about our yesteryears haha and Neenee and Dorcas found us really amusing I think. In retrospect we were really mean in Secondary One. Nao we're just senile harmless old man, jocular to the eyes of the random passer-by. Fooled around at the king's place later and Neenee's parents came to pick her up at like 1:30am haha this amused me. (Despite our immutable beleaguering she couldn't sleepover, and her parents with their impressive resolve, came to bring their daughter back home.) Our plans to go swimming in the wee hours of the morning failed because we were all too tired so Grandpox and I (almost) pwn-ed Dorcas at Mastermind hahaha. Then I rushed home just to leave again half an hour later to visit.. My mom's brother's place for Deepavali. There's this little tyke called Ashvin and he is incredibly adorable. When like this scintillating semi-naked lady appeared on the telly he started giggling and peeked out from behind his hands. Such a perv :3 I'm confident he'll grow up to be a wholesome person.
Sunday I was wholly humbled haha posing isn't as easy as the skeletal mannequins on ANTM make it look. But fun nontheless. Monday capped off the relishable weekend cause Grandpox and Yu-jia and I crashed Yu Jin's place after making a funny card with the insignia of the Swiss flag on it ("Isn't that the red cross sign?" LULZ) because Yu-jia said she's partial to anything Swiss. We had a good laugh over watching Yu-jia contort her face into unimaginable shapes while trying to blow a balloon. Her stalwart determination allowed her to inflate one in.. Half an hour. Then after waiting for what seemed like forever we squealed and hid ourselves in her toilet. Grandpox was happy in the toilet because she is the king of toiletland, and we tried stifling our laughter as we heard Yu Jin's endearing screaming to her maid downstairs while we were huddled in the toilet. After more frolicking and getting discovered we went to eat the cake and prank called our fwnz. We adopted the moniker Tan Kim Boon and informed our unfortunate friends the results of the preganncy test they never took hahaha it was super funny. CHERIE ACTUALLY WENT TO PEE WHILE ENTERTAINING US FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T HANG UP! "I really need to pee!" "Are you peeing? Pee louder we are professionals we'll be able to tell from the sound of your pee whether you're pregnant or not."
So that was my weekend last. Wednesday was pretty fun.. Despite my moaning about Geog options it is actually the option I enjoy the most. Trooped over to Ion for fieldwork and an amusing lunch. Elizabeth was like "How do you live with them?" then made eyes at Fux and Wenyan. "Oh. Reluctantly." I hope our project turns out better than fine.
I feel like such an insomniac I haven't slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since.. Sunday. What's below's from the blasted book by Kelman which I finally finished.
"Sammy had turned back onto his side, he wished he could fall asleep. But the trouble with sleep is ye cannay just fucking ye cannay command it to happen, it just does. Sleep. Fucking amazing so it is. There ye are, all wraped up in yer own body, snug as fuck. Ye lie there like there's nothing else exists in the world. Ye dont fucking want anything else to exist. That's how ye need to get away from it; cause if ye dont get away from it then ye willnay cope; the only fucking way to cope is by disappearing for six or seven hours out every twenty-four. That's how ye survive, nay other fucking way. This guy he palled about with once, he crawled into a corner so he could die."
WEEKEND'S HERE AGAIN. WHY SO FAST!
/jixsaw